So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing
Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:
Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.
BRB IMAGINING THOR AND THE HULK RAISING THEIR KIDS
same cute mouth thing
Someone should write a story based on these photos, is all I’m saying.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR FEELS, BUT HERE IS MISHA’S TONGUE
Did they just switch outfits? extra touch of the tie
Cosmo sex tip #368
Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.
*purposely drop something in front of my crush*
THE FUCKING THUMBS UP