Purple Hippos

Warning : Extreme randomness ahead. Proceed with caution.

desertwinds:

holy-m0ly:

khassan5:

😂😂😂

LOOOL I think of justrandomthingsthatmakeyousmile every time i see this.

Ughhhhhhhhh thats me all the time. FML.

desertwinds:

holy-m0ly:

khassan5:

😂😂😂

LOOOL I think of justrandomthingsthatmakeyousmile every time i see this.

Ughhhhhhhhh thats me all the time. FML.

thephotographerssociety:

The dead steps (From Double diptych)

Radicals experiments in black and white

Ipad photo: setembre· September, 2014

B. deSannorat: http://bdesannorat.tumblr.com/

PERMA-LINK: http://38.media.tumblr.com/88dc67c7965986b9524b5c5b9d113f69/tumblr_nbqrt30X9Z1tn22fdo3_1280.jpg

[[[Thank you!!!]]]


Thank you for your submission!
~ The Photographers Society

Mother of all fuck locks!
Airport…me….2 months of photo clicking.
I am so excited! My stomach is doing funny things!!!!!!

OMG!

Oh look….a grey void also known as the tumblr cellphone app!
So pwetty!
T_T

octopusheart:

dendropsyche:

sharped0:

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill

I feel the pain

stephanie-likes Hmmm…you have a point. But, when you look at somebody’s avatar pic and you go like ‘dayyum son’ but they are 15…it just makes you feel so ‘oldy bones’….Just….when did people 10 years younger than me start being sexually appealing.
I’m pervy oldy bones….new low!

And excuse me, I am shit at replying to posts here. Tumblr needs a chat option.

Trip! Trip! Triiiiiiiiiiiiip!

dcreativebug:

Hah haaa
On the 20th I start a 2 month long photo tour!
It is going to be ducking awesome!
I am going tan a lot…sweat a lot and my legs will probably develop into SUPER LEGS!

2 days to go! Yerrrrse!

Okay….how do I even pack for 60days?
Should I just overload on underwear?

Trip! Trip! Triiiiiiiiiiiiip!

Hah haaa
On the 20th I start a 2 month long photo tour!
It is going to be ducking awesome!
I am going tan a lot…sweat a lot and my legs will probably develop into SUPER LEGS!

2 days to go! Yerrrrse!

I hate this website! It makes me go from a hormonal, fangirling16yo mess to oldy bones in less then 4 posts.

One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.

Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love” (via kushandwizdom)

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