Purple Hippos

Warning : Extreme randomness ahead. Proceed with caution.

starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

It is definitely a bad day when you feel like Dean Winchester.

I’m no longer called for lunch and dinner. I sit alone and my heart sinks. This year is something.

I just finished reading 271 pages on Information Society.

My brain feels weird and I want to sleep. Can’t do that because I have an exam in about 1.5 hours.

Don’t procrastinate kids, reading 271 pages of boring information in one go will melt your brain.

fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

scandalgladiators:

chasethewindandtouchthesky:

itsmamrie:

In which William Haynes is spot on.

Will’s awesome in case you were unaware

SO ON POINT! LOVE IT! Garbage in. Garbage out.

one-day-i-will-fall-asleep:

death-by-fangirling:

bronzedragon:

tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:

strawberriesandjane:

funsizedfox:

“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”

“who?”

“…..them.”

Oh.

I AM CRYING

I remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”

Now I get it

It’s a horror movie

People wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster god

First the bizarre happenings start:

someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomes

another person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwiches

people pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaning

people find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objects

a young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishes

then their god turns sadistic

pool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drownings

doors vanish just as a house fire begins

an elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it on

a Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people inside

and that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technician

the horror has begun

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I would pay a lot to watch that movie

cancerously:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

to-see-floating-lanterns-gleam:

soldier-out-of-time:

ask-the-mockingbird:

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!



AYE AYE CAPTAIN!




CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!



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THIS IS THE BEST POST ON THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO THE FUCK HOME

cancerously:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

captainamericasbiggestfan:

soldier-out-of-time:

to-see-floating-lanterns-gleam:

soldier-out-of-time:

ask-the-mockingbird:

AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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CAP-TAIN ROG-ERS!

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THIS IS THE BEST POST ON THE INTERNET EVERYONE ELSE GO THE FUCK HOME

I’m getting goosebumps for no reason. Wth skin!

ramblingsofanintrovert:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

TRELAWNY WAS ACTUALLY A GREAT SEER SHE JUST MESSED UP SOMETIMES AND ACTED A LITTLE GOOFY SO NO ONE TOOK HER SERIOUSLY

eternally-akward:

gypsums:

I just want someone to have feelings for me

Hatred is a feeling