Purple Hippos

Warning : Extreme randomness ahead. Proceed with caution.

alex-of-macedonia:

theplanlaugh:

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

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Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

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Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

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mishasminions:

BRB IMAGINING THOR AND THE HULK RAISING THEIR KIDS

sherlocklev:

same cute mouth thing

bblackwidow:

bblackwidow:

how did steve and nat walk around that mall with just a hoodie and not get recognized i mean if i was in that mall i would have been like “do you smell that? i smell freedom. i smell steve rogers”

[eagle screeches in the background]

babbleon:

Someone should write a story based on these photos, is all I’m saying.

mishasminions:

SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR FEELS, BUT HERE IS MISHA’S TONGUE

tom-mess:

Did they just switch outfits? extra touch of the tie

Cosmo sex tip #368

cosmo-sex-tips:

Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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dicaprion:

THE FUCKING THUMBS UP

zealouscorgi:

i forgot what i was doing

saw a gif of this but i can’t remember where i saw it fff if anyone knows, please tell me!
EDIT: FOUND IT